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The idea behind Jersey Shore

Full disclaimer: I don’t watch “Jersey Shore.” I’ve watched bits and pieces of two New...

Full disclaimer: I don’t watch “Jersey Shore.” I’ve watched bits and pieces of two New Year’s Day marathons the last two years, but that’s about as much as I could take.

But – this year’s random serving of douchebaggery by the bay made me come to realize how MTV may have come up with the idea for their insanely addicting (I guess?) show that is dumbing down America by the second.

MTV EXEC #1: “So, ‘Real World 56′ : We need a new concept. We’ve covered every¬†singular¬†stereotype and had some good times doing it. Puck? Pedro? Classic! But anyway, this ‘seven people from different backgrounds thing isn’t working anymore.

MTV PRESIDENT: “What are you proposing then? Four people and four animals maybe? How about ‘Real World 56: Down on the farm?’

MTV EXEC #1: ” Nah, I think Paris Hilton did something like that already anyway. Instead of seven people from different backgrounds, how about seven people who are pretty much ALL alike, but all equally annoying and appalling?”

MTV PRESIDENT: “Go on…”

MTV EXEC #1: “Remember ‘The Dog Brothers’ from ‘Sex in the 90s’ back in ’96? They were Italian-American. They were douchebags. They had lots of clothes. They were from New Jersey.”

MTV PRESIDENT: “So you’re saying you want to make a show about seven guido douchebags living together in New Jersey.”

MTV EXEC #1: “YES.”

MTV PRESIDENT: “Who the hell would want to watch that trainwreck?”

Sadly, millions and millions of people want to watch that trainwreck.

Here are the original douches, ‘The Dog Brothers.”

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Bob Barker looks like Magda from "There’s Something About Mary"

Either that or he looks like an Orange with white hair. YIKES. Let’s hope he...

Either that or he looks like an Orange with white hair. YIKES.

Let’s hope he has insurance!

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Revolution Players Bog it up

Took these photos yesterday of Revolution players Michael Parkhurst, Sam Brill and Pat Phelan helping install a temporary cranberry bog at Patriot Place as part of a big Ocean Spray promotion.¬† It was cold and rainy, but I managed to get two useable shots. The first one was featured in the Boston Herald’s Inside Track.

Check out another photo from the shoot after the jump (which is a better overall photo, just doesn’t show as much of Michael’s face as we wanted).

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Hey- What’s that on your head?

Oh…just some extra stupid that couldn’t fit inside of your head. Donnie is back…and he’s busted.

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You Suck at Photoshop #15

Donnie is back, and he’s about to g off his rocker – but you’ll learn how to use the ‘define pattern’ tool before he does!

If you’ve never seen these videos, and are a photoshop enthusiast – watch them all here, and make sure you click on the ‘Please don’t download Ronnie’ banner and you’ll see a few of my funny photoshops of uh, ‘Ronnie.’

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Saved by the Bell – FIGHT!

Probably the best 49 seconds in the history of Saved by the Bell – with some crappy sound editing thrown in for good measure. Oh well, beggars can’t be choosers.